You guys, you have some cah-razy bosses. Thank you for sharing your stories- I want to go on a roadtrip and visit all the bosses in person.
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And without further ado, here’s some more shit YOUR bosses said:
“Hello, Dolly” -Submitted by Anonymous Reader, California
So my boss made me go to a gross buffet for lunch. While we were sitting there, this large breasted woman walked by our table. After the woman passed us, my boss just says out of the blue for no reason, Dolly Parton. That was it, nothing else. Then like 3 minutes later he says, I really used to like her music. That was it. I said nothing. Obviously he was trying to pretend the woman had nothing to do with why he said that in a Chinese buffet with Spanish music playing.
“Things I Don’t Want Chafed for 500 please, Alex” – Submitted by Jennifer S., Illinois
These are actual words that came out of the mouth of my boss at work today, so brace yourself:
“The last thing I need is a chafed penis.”
Well, my co-worker was complaining that his undershirt was itchy. So, he then asked our boss what brand of undershirt he wears and if they were soft. Then my boss never really answered the question but went on and on and on about the length of his undershirts and blah blah blah. Eventually he started talking about his underwear, that nobody asked about, and said they need to be comfy and eventually finished the unnecessary explanation with, “The last thing I need is a chafed penis”.
My coworker told me later that he wished he never asked that simple question because my boss took it to somewhere that he was not interested in knowing anything about. File this is in the I did not need to know about that section please.
“Life Lessons”- Submitted by Gretchen F., Massachusetts
Today our boss is teaching the intern where the planets are in the solar system. Then he told him how racism works and why it is bad. This has been going on for over an hour. At lunch he tried to teach him about World War III. This intern guy has a fresh bachelor’s degree and apparently did one year of law school. I am sure he already knows these things. Our boss is the biggest time waster EVER. Umm, yes he has clients who need to be contacted, but apparently this is more important. I am just glad he has a new person to “teach” so he leaves my other coworker and me alone.
Now he is telling him how ships are built. I want to go home.
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